A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you!

AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy?

Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news?

We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. 

AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time.