If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person.
The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down.
We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them.
PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so.
Pull those jeans up!