If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them!
Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more?
AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean.
When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot.
Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.