Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real. 

The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a lot of stranger dumps. So many. 

Plus a really massive, fat lady will let you pay to watch her be gross. Master of Accents, Pup Play and a lot more. As always, Bert is so fat and it's being celebrated all over the world.