Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you.

Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find out! (and it might involve a little baby named Hitler)

Plus we have strictly friendly sports, a new dildo from Nick (AJ?) Hawk, and Doug Stanhope weighs in on the #FATBATTLE.